WHAT A WEEK IN THE RX "BIG HOUSE" TAUGHT RIGHT SIDE
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10) Sleeping with a Teddy Bear puts ya in an "elite minority" in the ol Penal System
9) If he wasnt such a crybaby some of the "Lefties" might have told the "Lifers" to use Vaseline when "introducing" themselves to Right Side
8) Bragging about teaching Dick Cheney how to shoot a shotgun don't mean shit in the "Yard"
7) Those "congenial" visits from Patriot are "special"
6) "Imminent Threat" when bending over to pick up a bar of soap in the "Big House" has a different meaning than what Georgie Boy talked about
5) Bragging to a "Lifer" who is in for Double Homicide that "I started a thread complaiming about the Mods" is about as effective as Manute Bol shooting 3 pt field goals
4) That he needs to concentrate on getting that high school diploma and becoming a contributing member of Society
3) Promises of sexual favors to the Guards dont go as far as they do with ol Redneckman after 3 bottles of Moonshine
2) Crying out "I miss my Basehead" after lites are out vaults ya up the ol "if the name is Right Side, she is gonna be my bitch" calling list
1) He is not as mentally tough as he thinks as within 24 hrs he was begging to Warden Wil: "Let me out and I will never call any of the Lefties names again ..."
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10) Sleeping with a Teddy Bear puts ya in an "elite minority" in the ol Penal System
9) If he wasnt such a crybaby some of the "Lefties" might have told the "Lifers" to use Vaseline when "introducing" themselves to Right Side
8) Bragging about teaching Dick Cheney how to shoot a shotgun don't mean shit in the "Yard"
7) Those "congenial" visits from Patriot are "special"
6) "Imminent Threat" when bending over to pick up a bar of soap in the "Big House" has a different meaning than what Georgie Boy talked about
5) Bragging to a "Lifer" who is in for Double Homicide that "I started a thread complaiming about the Mods" is about as effective as Manute Bol shooting 3 pt field goals
4) That he needs to concentrate on getting that high school diploma and becoming a contributing member of Society
3) Promises of sexual favors to the Guards dont go as far as they do with ol Redneckman after 3 bottles of Moonshine
2) Crying out "I miss my Basehead" after lites are out vaults ya up the ol "if the name is Right Side, she is gonna be my bitch" calling list
1) He is not as mentally tough as he thinks as within 24 hrs he was begging to Warden Wil: "Let me out and I will never call any of the Lefties names again ..."
